Coming soon to FakeEats

The Market.
Fake money. Fake groceries. A real change of habit.

Every fake order you place earns FakeBucks. Spend them across 20 hand-crafted specialty shops, stock your pantry, and cook the dishes you used to have delivered — in a Kitchen where cartoon ingredients turn into the real thing. Well. The real fake thing.

From "add to cart" to "add to pot."

The loop

Earn. Shop. Cook.

FakeEats already redirects the ordering ritual. The Market redirects where it ends up: your fake orders now fund a kitchen — and the game gently pays you more for cooking than for ordering.

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Earn FakeBucks

Place fake orders, keep your streak, finish daily quests — FakeBucks roll in. They're earned, never sold. And yes, your $700,000 taco order still works. It just mints the same FakeBucks as a sensible one.

The flex stays free. The economy stays fair.
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Shop the Market

20 specialty shops — a butcher, a fishmonger, a greengrocer, a spice bazaar, a sauce cellar — stocked with 773 hand-illustrated ingredients. Fill your pantry shelf by shelf. When the shelf is full, it's full. That's what shelves do.

No pop-ups. No errors. Just a very honest shelf.
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Cook & level up

Save recipes from the restaurants you already browse, buy what's missing, and cook them in your virtual Kitchen. Earn Chef XP, level up, and stack mastery stars at 5, 10, and 25 cooks per dish.

Cooking always pays. Playing is never punished.
The shops

20 shops you'll wish were real

Every shop has its own storefront, interior, keeper's pride, and opinion about garlic. Hover a card to step outside.

Verdant Market interior — anime-style greengrocer with wooden tiers and baskets heaped with onions, garlic, tomatoes, and leafy greens in morning light Verdant Market storefront — painted timber facade with forest-green awning and gold lettering Interior / Exterior

Verdant Market

"Picked this morning, gone by dinner."

Picked at Dawn
The Spice Bazaar interior — anime-style spice shop with pyramids of turmeric and paprika in brass bowls under dusty golden light The Spice Bazaar storefront — amber-gold awning over a warm stucco facade with a star-anise emblem Interior / Exterior

The Spice Bazaar

"Every cuisine starts here."

Fresh-Ground Daily
The Butcher Block interior — anime-style butcher shop with a glass case of marbled steaks and a scarred maple cutting block The Butcher Block storefront — oxblood-red awning over a tiled facade with gilt lettering and a crossed-cleavers emblem Interior / Exterior

The Butcher Block

"Cut by hand, hung with pride."

Dry-Aged In-House
Tide & Shell Fishmonger interior — anime-style fish shop with whole fish, shrimp, and oysters arranged on crushed ice under cool light Tide & Shell Fishmonger storefront — sea-glass teal awning over a white-tiled facade with a fish-and-shell emblem Interior / Exterior

Tide & Shell Fishmonger

"Off the boat, onto the ice."

Landed Today
Daily Crumb Bakehouse interior — anime-style bakery with a wall of sourdough boules and baguettes in wicker baskets by a glowing brick oven Daily Crumb Bakehouse storefront — crust-brown awning over a rustic facade with a wheat-sheaf emblem and a steamed-up window of bread Interior / Exterior

Daily Crumb Bakehouse

"Still warm if you hurry."

Baked This Morning
The Sauce Cellar interior — anime-style dim cellar with floor-to-ceiling shelves of jars and bottles of gochujang, miso, and hot sauce under a warm pendant light The Sauce Cellar storefront at dusk — rust-red awning over a weathered brick facade with a glowing window of sauce jars Interior / Exterior

The Sauce Cellar

"Flavor in a jar, aged in the dark."

Global Shelf
The Creamery interior — anime-style fromagerie with cheese wheels stacked on marble shelving and crocks of cultured butter in soft light The Creamery storefront — cream-and-gold awning over a pale limestone facade with a cheese-wheel emblem Interior / Exterior

The Creamery

"Butter is a love language."

Cut From the Wheel
Bean & Leaf interior — anime-style coffee-and-tea house with burlap bags of coffee beans, glass canisters of loose-leaf tea, and a brass espresso machine Bean & Leaf storefront — espresso-brown awning over a warm painted facade with a coffee-cherry emblem and steam on the window Interior / Exterior

Bean & Leaf

"The first cup and the last sip."

Roasted Weekly

Plus a fruit stand, an herb shop, an oil boutique, two international markets, a frozen-goods house, and more. Some open on day one. Others you earn.

The cook reveal

Cartoon groceries in. Real dish out.

This is the signature moment. Hit cook, and the anime ingredients you shopped for tumble across the screen — the garlic, the butter, the ribeye — and resolve into the photorealistic finished dish from the restaurant you saved it from.

Save recipes from the 100 restaurants you already browse. Saving is free — cooking is where the ingredients go.
Every cook earns Chef XP. First-ever cooks pay big. Levels unlock bigger pantries, from the Starter Shelf to the Chef's Larder.
Cook a dish 5, 10, and 25 times to earn mastery stars — and a permanent spot in your Cookbook, the trophy room of everything you've ever plated.
Anime-style illustration of a garlic bulb on a zinc counter — an ingredient before cooking
Anime-style illustration of cultured butter on a marble slab — an ingredient before cooking
Anime-style illustration of a ribeye steak on the butcher block — an ingredient before cooking
Anime-style illustration of a fresh rosemary bundle tied with twine — an ingredient before cooking
Photorealistic finished dish — a plated wagyu filet from the Ember Throne restaurant in FakeEats

Anime ingredients in, photoreal dinner out. The style shift is the point.

The currency

FakeBucks: fake money you can't buy

Every fake economy needs a fake currency. Ours has one rule that isn't fake at all: FakeBucks are earned, never sold. No coin packs. No "best value" bundles. No way to swipe a card at the fake register.

Earned by playing

Fake orders, daily streaks, quests, first-time cooks, level-ups — every faucet is something you do, not something you buy. New chefs start with a generous grant so the first cook is minutes away, not hours.

Whale-proof by design

Ordering $700,000 of tacos is still the point of FakeEats — and it still mints the same FakeBucks as a $375 order. The flex stays glorious. The grocery economy stays untouched.

Points toward the stove

Early on, fake orders are your best earner. As your chef level rises, cooking quietly becomes the better deal. The game never punishes ordering — it just keeps making cooking more rewarding.

The whole arc, in one sentence: impulse orders become fake orders, fake orders fund fake groceries, fake groceries become fake dishes — and somewhere along the way, the habit that used to cost you $118 a month is a cooking game.

And for Pro members, a Real Kitchen — pantry, recipe ideas, and shopping lists for your actual kitchen — is simmering for a later release.

Coming soon

The Market opens soon.
The line starts now.

The Market and My Kitchen are coming to FakeEats in an upcoming update. Download the app today, start earning your streak, and you'll be first through the doors when the shops open.

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Browse, don't binge. Then cook.
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